Wednesday, February 22, 2012

MST3K: Episode 308

I'm watching all the episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000 in order. More about this here. It began here.

Episode 308: Gamera vs Gaos

First aired: Comedy Central on 20 July 1991
Availability: iTunes, Amazon (Volume 21 Standard Edition/Deluxe Edition), Shout Factory (Volume 21 Collector's Edition), Best Brains (Volume 21 Collector's Edition)

Oh, no! It's a Gamera movie!
This episode features the 3rd Gamera movie (out of five), and the 4th movie (out of nine) that also was riffed during the KTMA season.

The bad news: it's a Gamera movie. The good news: there's no irritating kid named "Kenny." The bad news: the irritating kid is named "Ichi."

This was one of the first iTunes episodes of MST3K that I purchased. It was also one of the last DVD packs I bought. I was focusing on getting episodes I didn't have, and finally bought the DVD 5-pack when I decided I wanted to own a complete DVD library.

Self-image printer.
The Mads' entry in the Invention Exchange was funny: self-image printers. Frank was a clown, of course. Dr. Forrester was Miss Ohio. Nice legs.

According to The Mystery Science Theater 3000 Amazing Colossal Episode Guide, at the request of "toolmaster" Jeff Maynard, they intended to write a skit that reused old props.

So, how did that go? Not too good.

The "Gameradämerung"
They ended up writing a skit involving Joel & the Bots putting on a version of the Götterdämmerung, called the "Gameradämerung" complete with costumes and a Deus ex Machina, only to be interrupted by Movie Sign.

The Ed Sullivan skit was enjoyable. To me anyway. I remember watching the actual show, and saw more than one act that did plate spinning. Trace/Crow does a good Ed Sullivan, by the way.

As I've said before, I'm not a fan of Gamera films, either riffed or regular. This is no exception. Lots of MST3K fans enjoy them, but I'm not one of them.

There is a hot Japanese she-villain. Only, she's not a villain. But she plays one in a later Gamera film. The next one, I think. I already mentioned the kid.
Yay! A hot Japanese she-villain-to-be.Boo! An obnoxious little Japanese kid who loves flying fire-breathing turtles.
Okay, the riffing is funny. Joel, Trace, and Kevin make a great team, and even when it's a lame movie, and this is one of those, they make it watchable. But that's the thing: it's watchable. Not much more than that to say about it.



Tuesday, February 21, 2012

MST3K: Episode 307 - Daddy-O

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Episode 307: Daddy-O

First aired: Comedy Central on 13 July 1991
Availability: MST3KVideos.com

Another episode that has never been released commercially. My copy is, therefore, from a recording of a broadcast of the episode at 2:00 AM on November 29, 1991.

I didn't know it until I played it for this review, but my copy (a fan copy, but not through MST3KVideos.com) had a problem with the sound. It slowly gets out of sync beginning early in the episode, and is about 6 seconds off by the end. I used a video editor to strip the audio then adjusted the audio by a .1%, then exported the video. It pixelated the video a little, but at least the video and audio are now in sync.

"'D' is for 'damned,' as in 'Village of'"
I then decided to obtain a copy from MST3KVideos.com. It should arrive soon. I'll check to see if there are any significant differences between my new copy and my old copy.

With this episode, we get our first short of the season: Alphabet Antics. It's, um, different. And, at the end, it goes straight to the movie with no break in-between. At least in my copy, there's no discernable break between the short and the opening of the movie.

This movie actually has a plot. Daddy-O and Hot Chick meet on the road and try to run each other off. They race for pizza, but Daddy-O's best buddy ends up being killed in a totally unrelated crash. Cops suspect Daddy-O, but figure out he didn't do it. Daddy-O suspect Hot Chick, but figures out she didn't do it. Sidney hires Daddy-O to sing and drive drugs. Oh, yeah, Daddy-O sings with his pants hiked up real high. Anyway, Daddy-O figures out Sidney killed best buddy, and decides to make him pay. He goes along with the smuggling operation, but nearly gets caught, changes his shirt in the middle of a chase, but finally helps cops arrest Sidney. He gets the girl. The End.

Daddy-O has high pants
The riffing is consistently good. Not many episodes where you get Buster Keaton, Steve Allen, and Frank Sinatra in the band, with Lou Reed in the audience. Oh, and lots of Orson Welles references.

And butter. Lots of butter.

Joel has his goatee again. Or, the beginnings of one.

The Host Segments are great. The "Hike Your Pants Up" song is a classic. We get something unusual in that we get to see the Mads reacting to Joel's "Hike Your Pants Up" song.

And we get to see more of Deep 13 than normal. The Mads are still baby-sitting the Miracle Growth Baby in the Invention Exchange, prompting the Alien Face Hugger Teething Nook.
The button won't stay pushedFinally! A solution.
At the end of the show, Frank and Dr. Forrester have trouble with the credits. Lots of trouble. The button is pushed, the credits start, the button comes undone, back to Deep 13. Rinse. Repeat.

This happens several times, and goes on for several minutes. I suppose they ran short, didn't want to show another short or serial, so they extended the final segment.

It worked. That segment alone is one of the funniest I've seen.

Monday, February 20, 2012

Washington's Birthday, 2012

I know. Some of you thought today was "Presidents' Day." Don't let that bother you. Some of you believe in the Loch Ness Monster, UFOs, and that Elvis works at a Burger King in Michigan.

Where I come from, we usually look at such people and say "Bless their heart." That's Georgia-speak for "What a dumbass."

I know, the calendar you got at the kiosk at the mall has "Presidents Day" written in the little block for today. Well, about those people that made that calendar? Bless their heart.

I know, all the TV and radio ads talk about "Presidents Day" sales going on today. Those people that wrote those commercials? Bless their heart.

Today's a federal holiday. And, it's "Washington's Birthday." Take a look at United States Code 5 U.S.C. 6103 and see what it says. Sure enough, it says "Washington's Birthday."

Now, the truth is that George Washington's birthday isn't until tomorrow. In fact, the official federal holiday for Washington's Birthday never falls on his actual birthday. Who else but the government could screw up a birthday so bad? And some folks want them in charge of health care. Bless their heart.

Why do I make a big deal about what today is called? Because I think it's bad idea to ignore history. George Washington was actually a pretty important guy in American history. Important enough to actually give a holiday for his birthday.

George Washington

George Washington was born on February 11, 1731. You see, the colony of Virginia, like all of Great Britain, was using the Julian calendar at the time. When Britain and the colonies adopted the Gregorian calendar in 1752, a lot of dates changed. New Years Day moved from March 25 to January 1, and 11 days disappeared. You can read all about that craziness here.

The upshot is that the old style date of February 11, 1731 became February 22, 1732. And that's George Washington's birthday.

George Washington became a surveyor, joined the Virginia militia, fought in the Seven Years War (AKA the French and Indian War), married a rich widow, fooled around a lot, and became a successful businessman.

As tensions mounted between the colonies and the British Crown, Washington led the American forces in the Revolutionary War, culminating in the British surrender and recognition of the United States of American as a soverign nation. After several unsuccessful governments were established under the Articles of Confederation, a new Constitution was adopted in 1787 (ratified in 1788). The presidential electors unanimously selected Washington as the first President, the only person ever so honored.

Washington served two terms, retired, and lived a quiet life until 1799.

As a military officer and a statesman and politician, Washington was one of the most respected Americans. And, his birthday was celebrated by the states. In 1879, Washington's Birthday became the fifth federal holiday, joining New Year's Day, Independence Day, Thanksgiving, and Christmas Day.

Holiday confusion

In 1968, the movement to change many holidays to a nearby Monday began. In 1971, Richard Nixon issued Executive Order 11582, beginning that process. Still, the holiday is officially Washington's Birthday, and has always been Washington's Birthday. (Snopes has a write-up about this, too, by the way.)

Some states observed Abraham Lincoln's birthday (February 12). Some still might. And some people got the idea that the new federal holiday in February was for Washington and Lincoln. Bless their heart.

Somewhere along the way, people began to call today's holiday "Presidents' Day." Whether by design or not, it contributes to the ignorance of Americans. It ignores the importance of George Washington. And it causes many Americans to either forget or never understand the contributions of George Washington in the formation of this great country.

So, I wish you a very pleasant Washington's Birthday today. Some of you are off work. Others, like me, have a regular work day. Whatever your plans are, take some time to remember George Washington.

And, if you're celebrating Presidents Day today? Bless your heart.

MST3K: Episode 306 - Time of the Apes

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Episode 306: Time of the Apes

First aired: Comedy Central on 6 July 1991
Availability: iTunes, Amazon (Volume 22), Shout Factory (Volume 22), Best Brains (Volume 22)

This one is another KTMA re-do. We covered Episode K17: Time of the Apes in December. Here's a little about the movie:
Back in 1974, there was a TV series in Japan called Saru no Gundan (Army of Monkeys). It was not a rip-off of Planet of the Apes, though, because in Planet of the Apes, astronauts landed on a planet populated by apes, that turned out to be Earth in the far future. In Saru no Gundan, a woman and two schoolchildren wake up in the future on Earth populated by apes. Totally different.

In the 1980s, someone decided to put some of the episodes together and call it a movie. Then, Sandy Frank (who else) brought a dubbed version to America and called it Time of the Apes.
In that episode, Servo and Crow riffed the movie alone. The storyline was that Joel was locked outside the Satellite of Love. In reality, Joel Hodgson was out of town for that episode.

Let me try to make sense of the plot of the movie.

Inherit the Wind
An earthquake during a visit to a cryogenics lab results in a woman and two children being locked inside chambers and waking up in the far future, just like Fry on Futurama. Oriental apes rule the world and want to kill all humans, who escape and meet up with Godo, another human who's being hunted by General Gaba, who thinks Godo killed his wife and son. The Commander/Excellency, who looks like Colonel Sanders, wants to save the humans so he can kill them or something. A little white-face monkey named Pepe, who turns out to be a girl, helps the humans until they give her back to her mommy. A flying saucer shows up, plays a movie of the General killing his own son (oops!), much to his surprise. The humans meet Multivac or something, then go back into freeze, and the original three wind up back where they started. Godo walks alone in the desert. The woman and the kids have ice cream. The End.

Not a Hot Japanese She-Villain
If you think I'm not giving an accurate synopsis of the film, go ask someone who's seen it. They'll back me up on it. The plot is hard to follow. It being made up of scenes from 20 different episodes of a TV show makes it harf to follow. Translating it from Japanese to English didn't help. And, cutting it down to fit within the confines of a TV show made it that much worse. Bad movie. Really bad movie.

Oh, and there are no Hot Japanese She-Villains in this movie. The Hot Japanese Chick is one of the protagonists of the movie. Not the same thing. Close, though.

It was fun hearing Joel riffing this one. Of course, Kevin/Servo didn't riff the KTMA version, either; Josh/Servo id. Only Trace/Crow riffed both episodes.

Colonel SandersDeus ex Machina
There weren't a lot of repeat riffs that I caught from both episodes. The only one that stands out is the "Ebony & Ivory" reference.

The Host Segments were completely unlike the KTMA version. During that episode, they focused on Joel being "missing." During this episode, they were all related to the movie, from the "Why doesn't Johnny care?" skit, to the Inherit the Wind skit, to the monkey fashions skit.

A good episode featuring a bad movie.



Friday, February 17, 2012

MST3K: Episode 305 - Stranded in Space

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Episode 305: Stranded in Space

First aired: Comedy Central on 29 June 1991
Availability: MST3KVideos.com

A forgettable episode
This is one I missed. The MST3K version.

I don't recall seeing this episode during the Comedy Central years, and, since it hasn't been released on DVD or streaming from Amazon or iTunes, I didn't get the opportunity to view it until I obtained it from a "Keep Circulating The Tapes" site.

My copy is a little fuzzy. Not a lot of tape artifacts; in fact it's pretty clear in that respect. However, the color is just a little bit washed out, and it's ... like I said ... a little fuzzy.

I didn't get this one from MST3KVideos.com, but from another source. I may try to obtain a version from them. Their quality is usually very good. The copy I have is quite watchable. I just have to get in 1990s TV mode.

Too many moons
Joel explains the premise for the first time since midway through Season One. Not sure why, since the opening song explains the show's premise. He even referenced that the opening song tells that. Maybe he just needed something to say.

When I first read the plot of this film -- a twin Earth is discovered orbiting 180° from our Earth -- I wondered if this was Journey to the Far Side of the Sun (AKA Doppelgänger), which I saw on TV years ago. Alas, no. Some similarities, but it's not the same movie. Rather, it's another movie I had seen before.

There were two twin-Earth movies that I saw on TV back in the 1970s. I had forgotten there were separate films. One involved a mirror Earth (everything was reversed) and the other had a twin Earth, but with three moons. This is the three moons movie. Both were bad, though.

Some old-time stars were in this film. Lew Ayers, who debuted in Greta Garbo's last silent film, played Paul Bäumer, the last soldier killed in All Quiet on the Western Front, and starred as Dr. Kildare in that film series, is in this stinker.
Old Young Dr. Kildare"People seemed to laugh a lot more in those days."
George Coulouris, who played Charles Foster Kane's banker guardian in Citizen Kane, appears also, and uttered the line, "People seemed to laugh a lot more in those days."

What's cooking?
The movie's plot? Three astronauts crash to Earth. Only, it's not Earth, but Terra, another planet that looks like Earth, but run by a 1984-inspired government. The people on Terra know he's from another planet and are pumping him for information. He doesn't know it's not Earth, but knows something's wrong. He finds out he's not on Earth, and tries to escape. He fails. The End.

I remember seeing the movie on TV nearly 40 years ago, and not liking it. I was a smart teen, wasn't I?

An okay episode. Not quite as forgettable as the movie, but not as memorable as the movie, either. On the plus side, it's so forgettable that next time I watch it, it'll be like watching an episode for the first time! Yay!

Thursday, February 16, 2012

MST3K: Episode 304 - Gamera vs Barugon

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Episode 304: Gamera vs Barugon

First aired: Comedy Central on 22 June 1991
Availability: iTunes, Amazon (Volume 21 Standard Edition/Deluxe Edition), Shout Factory (Volume 21 Collector's Edition), Best Brains (Volume 21 Collector's Edition)

Another Gamera film, another KTMA redo. Episode K04: Gamera vs Barugon is the oldest surviving KTMA episode of MST3K, so, for MSTies, it's like one of the Dead Sea Scrolls. Which is kinda sad, when you think about it.

It's a Silly Japanese Monster film, featuring two, count 'em: two, Silly Japanese Monsters. There's Gamera -- whose screen time in this version is so short it's almost a cameo role -- and Barugon, which is a horned dog-lizard that shoots rainbows and has a really long tongue.

Freaky blood-sucking scene
There's no Annoying Kid in Hot Pants running around, so the movie has this going for it. But, it doesn't have a Hot Japanese She-Villain. The leading lady isn't a villain, but a villager who travels to the big city. She does get weird with the whole blood-sucking scene. So, if you can ignore that...

The plot of the film, which is the most serious of the Gamera films, involves treasure hunters traveling to an island to steal a giant opal, which is really an egg, but they don't know it's an egg. One of the bad guys tries to kill the other two, and thinks he succeeds (one actually survives). On the trip back, the opal is exposed to radiation and grows into Barugon, who wreaks havoc across Japan. Barugon shows up, but is defeated. A bunch of plans are developed to beat Barugon, but all fail as new talents (huge tongue, shooting rainbows) are shown. Finally, Gamera recovers and defeats Barugon. The End.

Dog-lizard Barugon
The riffing is much better in this version than in the KTMA version, but that's to be expected. The Host Segments are funny. I loved the Mac vs PC opening. For the record, Servo is a Mac Head, while Crow is a PC Wonk.

As a point of reference, this episode was filmed when Windows wasn't an operating system, but an application that ran on top of the OS. It was up to version 3.0 -- a year before the classic Windows 3.1 was released -- when this episode first aired. It was probably still at 2.1 when it was filmed. Crow ribs Servo about "where's System 7" which was out by the time this episode aired, but obviously not when it was filmed. And System 7 came out 9 days before Windows 3.1.

Mac (Servo) vs PC (Crow)
The primary PC OS was MS-DOS 4.01, which sucked. DOS 5, which wasn't released until after Windows 3.1 was released.

Good times.

I'm still not a fan of Gamera movies, but I do like what J&tB do to them. Having said that, this is the best of the Gamera movies. Which is sort of like saying which World War II Axis Powers leader is your favorite (King Carol II, if I had to pick).

Funny riffs on a semi-serious movies. Funny Host Segments. Good episode.



Wednesday, February 15, 2012

MST3K: Episode 303 - Pod People

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Episode 303: Pod People

First aired: Comedy Central on 15 June 1991
Availability: iTunes, Amazon Instant Video, Amazon DVD (Volume 2), Rhino (Volume 2/out of print), MST3KVideos.com

I missed the title of this movie for years
This is one of those "classic" episodes of MST3K. Lots of things went together to give this episode that kind of status.

It aired early in the Comedy Central years -- in the first year after the merger between The Comedy Channel and HA! -- and was in the rerun rotation as long just about as any episode. It was aired by Comedy Central at least 27 times before it was released on VHS in 1996. And, it was one of the first episodes released for sale on DVD, as part of the multi-pack Volume 2.

This is an example of the chicken and the egg. Was it released so early because it was a classic? Was it aired so many times because it was a classic? Or was it made a classic because it was aired so often and released so early?

"Zestfully dead"
And, like the chicken and the egg, the answer is a little of both. This episode has so many good or memorable moments -- not just in the Host Segments, the riffing on the movie, and in the movie itself -- that, when combined with those factors that caused it to be seen so often by so many people, it all came together.

Now, about me including "the movie itself" in the "good or memorable" section. The movie isn't good. But it is memorable. It was only after MST3K went off the air that I actually saw the entire movie. I often missed the first part of it, where the alien ship crashed and the poacher smashed the eggs. And, when I saw the name of the episode (Pod People) listed, I never put it with this movie. To me, this was "the movie with the Pee-Wee's Playhouse scene."

This was one of the few Joel episodes that I remember, and was, perhaps, the first Joel episode ... maybe even the first MST3K episode ... that I saw.

Not Randy Owen from Alabama, but an incredible likeness
Only after I purchased this episode did I see it all from start to finish and realize the name of "the movie with the Pee-Wee's Playhouse scene."

There is lots of bad in this episode, but it's all in the movie. The riffing is top notch. The Host Segments are all enjoyable.

The movie itself is bad. It tries to be too many things and does them all poorly. For all its flaws, it has one of the best instances of dubbing on a foreign film that I've seen.

For the longest time, I didn't realize the film was Spanish. I though it was a U.S. film, and that the instances where the voices didn't exactly match the lips were instances where it was edited for TV. For instance, where the singer says "it stinks," it's obvious that's not what he said. I though it was something a little stronger he said, and it was "cleaned up" for TV.

Making music?Making fun of making music
And, yes, the kids voice was all wrong, but I thought it was a poorly made film and they redubbed the voice to overcome some technical flaw. Much of the rest of the dubbing of English over the Spanish soundtrack was well done, actually, when all this time I thought it was a technically poor English language film.

He's got Bette David eyes
Okay, sure, the characters had a Eurotrash look to them. But, in the 1980s, a lot of films looked that way. Heck, a lot of people walking down American city streets had a Eurotrash look, so the look of the characters isn't a giveaway. But, this was a Spanish film, and I missed it.

Oh, what's the movie about? Which one? The alien horror film involving poachers (one looked like the lead singer of Alabama and another looked like not Leslie Neilsen, but another actor that had bit roles on a lot of shows, usually as a corrupt Senator or evil CEO) and a vengeful mother alien? The horror/slasher film about the young singers and groupies on a weekend in the woods? Or the friendly alien and kid movie where the kid is raising an alien in his bedroom? It's like there were three different scripts thrown together. And, that's pretty much what happened.

It was supposed to be Film A (alien horror) but the studio wanted to capitalize on E.T., so Film C (friendly alien & the kid) was thrown in. And, they were stitched together by Film B (horror/slasher). Or something like that.

Return of "Special Guest Villians"
They all die in the end, except the little alien (the big alien buys the farm), the kid, Mom, and the unlikable singer and one of his girlfriends. It should have had a sadder ending.

Oh, the alien is left alone in the woods unable to care for itself, so there's that.

As I said, the riffing was great. I particularly loved the John (Joseph) Merrick voice Crow used when the little alien, Trumpy, looked at all the pets in the boys room.

Tom Servo used the riff "even The Fog didn't have this much fog." I had heard it before, and thought it was still funny. I was trying to figure out which episode this was reused from. Turns out it wasn't from any episodes. I had used it in my writeup of Episode 108: The Slime People. Maybe this episode is where I got that from. And all this time, I thought I had made it up.

One other thing: they had removed the misspelling of "villains" in the closing credits. The credits are back, and misspelled. I assume that's a gag and not an error. But, I could be wrong.



Tuesday, February 14, 2012

MST3K: Episode 302 - Gamera

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Episode 302: Gamera

First aired: Comedy Central on 8 June 1991
Availability: iTunes, Amazon (Volume 21 Standard Edition/Deluxe Edition), Shout Factory (Volume 21 Collector's Edition), Best Brains (Volume 21 Collector's Edition)

"You seem tense. Let me break the ice."
If it seems like we've seen this one before, we have. I have anyway.

I saw this one a while back when MST3K was on the air. I seem to remember enjoying it, but I don't remember much about it.

Last year, when I decided to watch all of the MST3K episodes, I actually started with the season that aired on KTMA. And they did this movie. Remember Episode K05: Gamera? Sure you do. It was one of five straight Gamera films that Drs. Forrester and Erhardt sent up to Joel as part of the experiment.

As it turns out, nine of the 21 movies riffed in Season Zero were redone for Comedy Central. This is the first of those.

Oh, and of the nine, five were Gamera movies. Again, this is the first.

Dr. Forrester san coat and ponytail
Dr. Forrester isn't wearing his usual suit. At least, he's not wearing his coat. The rest of the outfit looks right. Oh, and he cut his hair.

In the KTMA season, Joel did this movie by himself. This time, he brought reinforcements. It helped. That's not a slam on Joel; he did the solo effort on KTMA well, and the riffing in this episode is handled by  three times the crew, isn't three times as good. Better, though.

As before, the thing that was the worst about this and other Gamera episodes are the Gamera movies. I don't care for the Giant Silly Japanese Monster movies, unless there's a hot Japanese she-villain. Doesn't make it better, just more tolerable.

Not a hot Japanese she-villain. She's one of the good guys.
The plot of the movie? An American general who looks like Curly Joe DeRita and sounds like Buddy Hackett orders an unidentified plane shot down. It crashes and a nuclear bomb explodes, waking up Gamera -- who, apparently, is a heavy sleeper.

The giant prehistoric turtle is grumpy when he wakes up, so he decides to tear the hell out of Japan. Gamera kills everybody he can find, except a little Japanese boy named Kenny, who wears short-shorts.

The rest of the movie is the Japanese military trying to kill Gamera, and Gamera breathing fire on Japan and flying around -- and I do mean around; he rotates like a UFO with flames coming out of the leg holes in his shell.

The military and scientists finally figure out how to lure him to a rocket, which shoots him to Mars. The End.

A few things I did enjoy about the movie:

Some of the characters looked like other famous people.
The American general looks like Joe DeRita and sounds like Buddy Hackett.Colonel Sanders helps defeat Gamera
Tom Servo's fez is gone. And we get to hear Tom Servo sing his song about pet turtle Tibby. Made me want to go buy a turtle just so I could sing over its corpse. And Gamera pays a visit to the Satellite of Love.
Servo sings to TibbyGamera (Michael J. Nelson) visits
This was Mike's first appearance since voicing Mothra late in Season Two.

Joel lost his temper with Crow a couple of times.
Joel rips off Crow's arm.Twice!
Don't mess with the sleepy-eyed guy.

A good effort. The full crew riffing made this better than the KTMA version.

Oh, and we'll see Gamera again. Just not five episodes in a row.