Son of More Headline News

From CNN:
Anna Nicole Smith loses $88.5 million ruling
Status lowered from golddigger to cheap whore

From AJC:
Perdue's prudence or pork?
Is Governor's loveless marriage one of convenience or just raw sex?

From CNN International:
Russia to scrap communist holiday
Lining Up For Toilet Paper Day not as popular as it once was

From BBC:
British-born astronaut given CBE
Alphabet collection nearly complete

From BBC:
Cassini targets 'two-faced' moon
Moon was nice to Cassini one day, talking behind its back the next

From The New York Times:
Mercury Tries Online Campaign to Create a Cooler Image
Planet launches new Web site

From The Washington Post:
Capital One Ads Misled Customers, Suit Charges
Couple got card just to avoid Viking attacks

From The Washington Post:
Internet Sparks Outpouring of Instant Donations
Some donations actually go to help victims, not just to site's personal PayPal account

From The Washington Post:
A Resolution You Can Keep
Get drunk and puke on the couch

From WCPO:
51 Cincinnati Police Will Help With Bush's Inauguration
GOP Beat-Down Squad readied

From The Korea Times:
Prominent Historian Sees Bush Softening
Laxative credited

From ABC News:
Women Accused of 'Hot Dog' Prostitution
So, what do you want on your weiner?

From ABC News:
Is Crude Language Part of the Creative Process?
Hell, no!

From ABC News:
Hastert Weighs New Ethics Panel Chief
Rep. Joel Hefley tips scales at 195

From ABC News:
Texas Prosecutors to Drop Sears Charge
Craftsman tools to be returned

From ABC News:
Barry Manilow Signs Las Vegas Contract
To be attacked, eaten by Roy's tiger in New Year's Extravaganza

From CNN:
Silicon chip 'most influential invention'
Just ahead of silicone breast implants

From CNN:
U.S. revises its definition of torture
Seeks new terrorists to try it on

From CNN:
Powell, Jeb Bush lead U.S. delegation to disaster region
President unloads trouble-making cabinet member, family member in one swoop

From Fox News:
Georgia President Joining Ukrainian Celebrations
Waycross residents totally confused by report

From MSNBC:
Martian marathon reaches one-year mark
Really slow, stupid Martians taking forever