"Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice! ... Moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue!" - Barry Goldwater
A drunk email that is actually funnyI can't stop laughing. Maybe it's the Nyquil. See, normally I hate drunk email/posts because I think they're stupid - "Haha, look at me!!!! I did somthing that any1 over 21 can do legally at anyy time, and now Im' speling stuff rong - haaaaaaaaa!" ...
Mascara, a shaved pussy, and q-tips. Work-safe!I won't ruin the surprise. I'll just say the first involves mascara, a shaved pussy, and q-tips, and the latter is an ancient Japanese custom.
Feh. I'm still up.