Venezuela : So, how do you feel about Hugo Mini-Castro Chavez calling the US the "most savage, cruel and murderous empire that has existed in the history of the world"... TO THOUSANDS OF VISITING STUDENTS?
... Just a question
China : Suicide bombing, govt cover-up?
... Govt says "Hey, we are the only ones allowed to kill our citizens!"
Detroit : Fire at chemical plant
... Combustibles + Spark = BBQ!
NORAD : Bans some "insensitive" words, going all PC?
... no more "warriors" ... :
With one stroke of a pen, Adm. Keating changed my perception of the North American aerospace defense network from a high-tech and reliable weapons and intelligence command into a bunch of whimpering ___
Shot : Marc Cohn
... "Came very close to "Croaking in Memphis"" (yes, I stole that line)
Florida : Package from "bin Laden" on bus
... add some real explosive, and mark it return to sender?
Ohio : "Highway sniper" pleads guilty, going away for 27 years
... from mental problem to jail time in nuthin' flat
Kevin Smith : "The passion of the Clerks"
... My girlfriend sucked 36 ____ you know (if not, go watch Clerks!)
Democrats : Trying to talk morals
... it's like a foreign language to them!
And all I did (again) was copy entries from NIF! ... totally lame, I KNOW!
Basil STILL needs to hurry home!