Just for that, I am going to ... um ... type stuff. But angrily!
Bomb : Alfred Dreyling Jr tries to board plane with bomb
... middle name changed to "dumb"
Going Nuclear : UN - "We'll vote on you"; Iran - "So?"
... they don't call them the UselessNations without good cause!
Weather : EU, baking
... let them eat cake
Oil : Breaks through the $65 mark
... so about my Jeep getting 15mpg ...
Criminals : George and Jennifer Hyatte caught, in Ohio
... and from 6MB : "The bad news, sadly, is that they were taken alive"
Pakistan : Test fire of Nuke-capable cruise missile
successful test of its first- ever ground-launched cruise missile HATF-VII, also known as Babur ... has the capability to carry nuclear and conventional warheads to a range of 500 kilometers (300 miles) with a pinpoint accuracy. Sorry, nothing funny about that!
BOOM : Truck carrying 35k+ pounds of explosives through Utah rolls, explodes
... Nothing better to do in Utah?
UK :
... Arrested, deporting 10 foreigners
...... jihad denied?
... "Food fight" grounds British Air (in Heathrow)
...... damned caterers!
CEO : WorldCom ex-CFO Scott Sullivan "earns" 5 years in FPMITA prison
... FPMITA = go watch Office Space
Illegal(?) Immigration : Texas now a majority-minority state
... joins Mexifornia,
Iraq : Saddam faces execution after first trial?
... look at the bright side, no prison time!
/TJ
Still lame, and still spending more time on my own blog ... I have lots of News, Interesting and Funny (like always!)
Headlines for Saturday 8/13/2005
ReplyDeleteAnd that's it for headlines today. Don't forget to vsit the usual suspects, basil, Moe, and The Capitalist for more headliney goodness!