Just for that, I am going to ... um ... type stuff. But angrily!
Bomb : Alfred Dreyling Jr tries to board plane with bomb
... middle name changed to "dumb"
Going Nuclear : UN - "We'll vote on you"; Iran - "So?"
... they don't call them the UselessNations without good cause!
Weather : EU, baking
... let them eat cake
Oil : Breaks through the $65 mark
... so about my Jeep getting 15mpg ...
Criminals : George and Jennifer Hyatte caught, in Ohio
... and from 6MB : "The bad news, sadly, is that they were taken alive"
Pakistan : Test fire of Nuke-capable cruise missile
successful test of its first- ever ground-launched cruise missile HATF-VII, also known as Babur ... has the capability to carry nuclear and conventional warheads to a range of 500 kilometers (300 miles) with a pinpoint accuracy. Sorry, nothing funny about that!
BOOM : Truck carrying 35k+ pounds of explosives through Utah rolls, explodes
... Nothing better to do in Utah?
... Arrested, deporting 10 foreigners
...... jihad denied?
... "Food fight" grounds British Air (in Heathrow)
...... damned caterers!
CEO : WorldCom ex-CFO Scott Sullivan "earns" 5 years in FPMITA prison
... FPMITA = go watch Office Space
Illegal(?) Immigration : Texas now a majority-minority state
... joins Mexifornia,
Iraq : Saddam faces execution after first trial?
... look at the bright side, no prison time!
Still lame, and still spending more time on my own blog ... I have lots of News, Interesting and Funny (like always!)