Headline News 2007-03-27

From ABC News:
Conservative Jewish Seminary to Admit Gays and Lesbians
Sexuality not an issue as long as gays only eat kosher meat

From ABC News:
Boston Mayor Urges an End to Late Night Partying
Split with Kennedys widens

From ABC News:
Man Killed, then Grilled Ex-Girlfriend, Sheriff Says
Kept promise to have her over for dinner

From Fox News:
'Crocodile Woman' Nabbed in Gaza
Steve Irwin reincarnated

From Fox News:
Supreme Court to Hear Fla. Child Porn Case
Likes hearing child porn

From Fox News:
Arson Eyed as Fires Burn 2,300 Tenn. Acres
Man faces arrest, didn't purchase carbon offsets

From Fox News:
Video: Two Elderly Women Accused of Killing Homeless Men for Insurance Benefits
Warner Bros., Frank Capra sued

From Fox News:
Study Links Child Care and Bad Behavior
Center for the Obvious releases latest report

From ABC News:
Panda Poop to Do Double Duty in China
It's a candy mint, and a breath mint

From ABC News:
Sununu Named N.H. Town's Hog Wrangler
To enforce ban on Rosie O'Donnell