Train of thought

What's the fastest-growing cause of death in New York City?

Consider this: in 2012, there were 55 deaths by this cause; if this year's pace continues, 2013 will record 116 deaths.

The cause? Subways.

No, not the sandwich shop, the transportation method.

While that's not as many people as are killed by other means, it's one of the fastest-growing causes of death, according to information in a CBS report.

When will liberals call for a ban on subways? I mean, that's the next step, right? Only, how would they do it?

Ban high-capacity trains? Require a permit to own a subway token?

That's your task: using liberal logic (?!), tell us how a liberal would handle the increase in subway deaths.