Posted in Humor on Sep 27th, 2008
Real headlines from real news sites with not-so-real subheads
From Fox News:
Mathematicians Discover 13-Million-Digit Prime Number
Value given a name: “Bailout”
From Fox News:
Montana Grizzly Bear Relocated for Stealing Honey
Pooh gets new cellmate
From Fox News:
Man Allegedly Steals Uniform, Poses as Dodgers Player
Will start Monday
From Fox News:
Boardwalk Cartoon Character Fondles Customer, Could Be Deported
Ziggy falls on hard times
From Fox [...]
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Posted in Humor on Aug 14th, 2008
Real headlines from real news sites with not-so-real subheads
From BBC:
Minorities set to be US majority
Definitions of words to be changed
From BBC:
Iran president holds Turkey talks
Ahmadinejad cements status as world’s top turkey
From BBC:
Eagles released secretly in Scotland
Don Henley, Glenn Frey finally free
From BBC:
Inside the ‘Hague Hilton’
Paris Hilton’s cousin releases sex tape
From BBC:
Climate ‘altering UK bird habits’
Impact [...]
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Posted in Humor on Aug 8th, 2008
Real headlines from real news sites with not-so-real subheads
From BBC News:
Mehdi Army ’stops carrying arms’
To carry legs, feet
From BBC News:
Bad spelling ’should be accepted’
Korekt speling iznt emportint
From CBS News:
Woman Riding A Donkey Fights Off Lion With Machete
Uncertain how lion got a machete
From CBS News:
Goats Slip Past Security Fence Near NYC Bridge
First goat trials at Gitmo [...]
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Posted in History on Aug 4th, 2008
Real headlines from real news sites with not-so-real subheads
From BBC News:
Microsoft sees end of Windows era
Mac sale increase
From BBC News:
Georgia accused of lethal attack
Florida calls police
From BBC News:
Eight more deaths linked to bug
Killer aphid sought
From BBC News:
Parents forget child at airport
Kevin McCallister can’t catch a break
From CBS News:
“Hidden” Van Gogh Found — In Plain Sight!
Mary [...]
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Posted in Humor on Aug 2nd, 2008
Real headlines from real news sites with not-so-real subheads
From Fox News:
The Butcher, the Barbers and the Fake Martian Monkey
Obama narrows vice-presidential short list
From Fox News:
Dinosaurs, Cavemen and Mammoths
McCain narrows vice-presidential short list
From Fox News:
Former Air Force Sergeant Sentenced for Killing Pregnant Wife With Hammer
Must reimburse Air Force $400 for hammer
From Fox News:
Hidden Portrait Found Beneath [...]
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Posted in Humor on Jul 31st, 2008
Real headlines from real news sites with not-so-real subheads
From BBC:
Fresh US sanctions for Zimbabwe
Old sanctions were stale, moldy
From New York Times:
Britain: Pair Sentenced in Faked Death
Sentenced to fake hanging
From AJC:
Minn. officers shoot bear with jar stuck on head
Winnie the Pooh killed
From BBC News:
Why Obama needs some jokes of his own
Michelle, Rev. Wright jokes are old
From [...]
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Posted in Humor on Jul 28th, 2008
Real headlines from real news sites with not-so-real subheads
From ABC News:
Lawmakers Talk Bush Impeachment
Promise to have him out of office by January 21, 2009
From AJC:
Bodies of missing R.I. couple found in septic tank
Stewie Griffin arrested
From BBC:
Dead UK army dog handler is named
Looking forward to handling dead UK army dogs
From CBS:
Drop Smoking Without Picking Up Weight
Benefits [...]
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Posted in Humor on Jul 25th, 2008
Real headlines from real news sites with not-so-real subheads
From BBC News:
New white whale spotted
Now a spotted whale
From CBS News:
McCain Makes Gains In Four Key States
Obama still leads in Iran, North Korea, Venezuela
From CBS News:
Obama’s Daughters Aim For “Normal” Lives
McCain offers to help in November
From CNN:
Obama wins hearts, not minds, in Berlin
Obama continues to lead in [...]
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Posted in Humor on Jul 24th, 2008
Real headlines from real news sites with not-so-real subheads
From AJC:
McDonald’s finds way to get Europeans to embrace fast food
McHaggis, Frog Nuggets debut on menu
From CBS News:
Italian Court: Jeans Do Not Prevent Rape
Other rulings include: Water is wet, Fire is hot
From CBS News:
Obama Shows Hawkish Side On Mideast Trip
Still afraid to face O’Reilly on Fox News
From [...]
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Posted in Humor on Jul 23rd, 2008
Real headlines from real news sites with not-so-real subheads
From ABC News:
Bank of America Beats Expectations
Expectations threaten to sue
From ABC News:
NASA Collects Urine to Test Space Toilet
If experiment fails, will really be pissed
From BBC:
Lesbos locals lose attempt to ban use of the term ‘lesbian’
Plan B: Change city name to “Dykesville”
From BBC:
Computer mouse faces extinction
Sierra Club calls [...]
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